Cabin Fever is starting on the SciFi channel and I’m watching it. I’ve never seen it before and I know I’m going to have to mute the tv and look away during that part with the leg. The credit’s are playing and flies are buzzing around and it’s freaking me out. lol I’d never watch [...]

ahahahahahaha! I am way to easily amused.
Dispatcher: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?Woman: I . . . send an officer down here. I . . . I want them to make me . . .
Dispatcher: Ma’am, we’re not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.
Seriously, getting [...]