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I am so horrible at posting here. Boo on me.
I don’t normally watch SNL every week, but I had to last Saturday because Amy Adams was the host. I love her. She will always be Kathryn in Cruel Intentions 2 to me. lol
This skit was one of the best of the night.
I don’t think the [...]

ahahahahahaha! I think I am going to love The Big Bang Theory.
Leonard: i love cheesecake!
Sheldon: you’re lactose intolerant.
Leonard: i don’t eat it. i just think it’s a good idea.
and also
Leonard: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.

25 Signs That Computers and the Internet Rule Your Life

You can’t remember the last time you wrote an entire paragraph using a pen and paper.
You consider Internet a basic utility.
Between your Internet and your TV, you would rather lose your TV.
Between your Internet and your phoneline, you would rather lose your phoneline.
The Internet IS your [...]

There’s a small local paper that comes out once a week that features a sampling of calls the police department receives. I don’t know if they always intend on finding crazy reports, but there’s always at least one in there.
Wednesday, June 6. 8:32pm: A man said a small poodle was chasing him and refused to [...]

Um… huh? I came home from running errands and had the biggest laugh. My mom’s computer is viewable from the front door so as I come in I see the last website she was at (because she hadn’t minimized or closed the windows). There on the screen is Fall Out Boy’s myspace page! lmao I’m [...]

Dear Human Companion,
The cat is despicable. She doesn’t do any tricks and never comes when you call and I’ve been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face facts: It’s time to get rid of the cat.

My baby brother went to his first high school formal last night. I can’t believe it. I feel old. lol My mom and I went to see him and his friends off in the limo and took lots of pictures.
He informed me that they played “Tearing Up My Heart” at the dance.
bwahahahahahahaha!
He said everyone [...]

ahahahahahaha! I am way to easily amused.
Dispatcher: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?Woman: I . . . send an officer down here. I . . . I want them to make me . . .
Dispatcher: Ma’am, we’re not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.
Seriously, getting [...]